Cody Alan Reel

I'm just a crazy guy trying to figure out what I'm doing and doing things that make me happy, whatever the fuck they are.

Tumblr is just a combination of the two Wordpress blogs that I run (I run two separate ones and I post them to tumblr for marketing purposes: codyalanreelswritings.wordpress.com and codyalanreelseconomicsandpolitics.wordpress.com)

Also, I'm going to start using this as I TYPICALLY have done Facebook and Twitter, since they are censoring my type of humor more and more.

Free Kindle story giveaways are pinned to the top of my Facebook page. Also, check out what I have for sale on Kindle here: facebook.com/codyalanreel/app_191387770912394

And here is my Youtube channel: youtube.com/heyzeus023

(If I post something that offends you, read this before bitching at me or you'll get an obvious and immediate block: http://codyalanreelswritings.wordpress.com/2014/10/19/why-i-make-rape-jokes-and-other-offensive-jokes-here-is-my-response-to-someone-who-was-obviously-offended/)

Maybe the Dallas Cowboys don’t use LOGIC.

You’d THINK that the Dallas Cowboys would’ve aligned their stadium in such a way so that the openings would NOT be facing EAST and WEST: you know: THE DIRECT PATHS OF SUNLIGHT?

WHY couldn’t you have placed the openings North and South?

REALLY, Jerry Jones.

REALLY.

PLS.

PLS you are KILLING ME.

Pls.

Seriously, HOW did that not factor into their minds? Why would they want to blind EVERYONE in the goddamn stadium, INCLUDING their fans?

Jesus fucking Christ, what retards.

The reason that I have always liked older women instead of younger women is that I have women figured out more so than most men and there’s no point in being with a young girl because you have to suffer through all of the stupid shit that you could avoid if you just wait to find someone middle-aged.

It’s a fucking LIFESAVER.

I’m smarter than most men, so I can figure this out before kids and an expensive divorce, thank God.

Let’s KEEP it that way lmfao <3

What good is a woman if she isn’t physically attractive?

I mean SERIOUSLY.

A woman doesn’t need to cook to keep a relationship successful.

She just has to look hot, be loyal, and fuck him often.

They can go out to eat all day long and he isn’t gonna care about how well she cooks or not.

My mom laughs at rape jokes.

I guess that makes her a rapist, too, huh?

No, she’s just an enabler?

Of course you can’t be wrong.

You’re on the side of the victims!

How could you possibly be wrong?

"Senseless" violence.

The problem with most people is that they try to make sense of senseless violence.

It is my goal to show them the senselessness of senseless violence (through art, of course), to explain to them that patches affecting innocent people never stop someone hellbent on violence, and the quicker we understand that, the quicker we can do things to actually help out people that actually work.

People are…

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*rape joke*

*laughs as hard as possible*

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Hahahaha cos rape is so funny amiright and putting this in tags used by victims is just so edgy.

Yeah, it is quite funny! :D <3

Congratulations on bveing a grade A…

I appreciate you being such a fan of my work :D <3

Good to know you don’t give a shit about rape victims,

I’m saying that in times of tragedy, people lose sight of the truth, and you’ve proven my point beautifully.

People like you do nothing to help out rape victims by making false accusations and emotionally reacting instead of looking at facts and logic. Many on the Left do this, and then they’ll blame things like video games, etc., even though most rapists don’t play video games. When people are angry, they look for the quickest solution possible, and innocent people get caught up in that. Therefore, I do not let people like you do that, even amid tragedies such as rape, in order to facilitate rational discussion instead of looking for quick, apparently easy solutions like blaming video games, etc., and other nonsense such as that, because those patches will do nothing to stop rape, and my point is to bring that up, so that people stop being stupid and looking for scapegoats just because they’re livid and genuinely want to do something.

Wanting to do good doesn’t mean that you are doing good.

Teaching that is my mission in life, and the best way to do that is to offend people as hard as possible to get their limbic system working so that their anger comes up, so that they can be exposed for being irrational in their solutions, even if their anger is justified.

When people want to solve evil, they rely on false statements, and they never ultimately fix the problem.

It is my goal in life to explain that to people by making them get angry, rally up their “change” flag, and then watch how every single thing they try falls flat on its faceAnd the people that are too blind to see that are part of the problem.

Yes, I think video games are the reason I was raped at 9 years old. I blame video games, but people like me “do nothing to help out rape victims by making false accusations and emotionally reacting instead of looking at facts and logic” despite the fact rape jokes are linked to rapists. Despite the fact that I don’t find rape funny because I don’t see what part of rape is funny. I mean I guess it’s pretty hilarious that at 9 years old I didn’t know what was happening, but had been bullied enough at school that I begged to keep my shirt on because I thought I was so fucking fat. I mean it’s kinda funny that I don’t remember what happened fully because I repressed it due to trauma but I get flashbacks where I can feel him. But obviously typical feminist hyperbole leftist propaganda etc etc. And I’m just arguing with emotion right? It’s almost like rape is an emotional thing and when you do shitty stuff like that and post it in a tag that victims use, you kinda attack them personally so you should hear it all in graphic detail. I’ll find some friends to talk to you about our experience and we can all have a good laugh.

Teaching that is my mission in life, and the best way to do that is to offend people as hard as possible to get their limbic system working so that their anger comes up, so that they can be exposed for being irrational in their solutions, even if their anger is justified.” 

Thank you for teaching me, I always wanted to go to rap jokes 101 class and learn why it’s fucking hilarious that I was abused. Because rape jokes are something you’re just politically passionate about. You also contradict yourself by saying their anger can be valid, which kinda admits that you angering or upsetting people is wrong. 

But thats OK, I’m the irrational one, you posting triggering stuff in tags for vulnerable people is just an acceptable thing to forward your politics, after all you just want to teach!! How can I object to teaching?? 

"Yes, I think that video games are the reason that I was raped at 9 years old."

Well, you’re wrong about that, and that is my point. You can give me excuses about how you must be more correct because you were a rape victim, but you’re not.

And your logic is not going to do anything to stop another rape, regardless of how bad you want to.

You can’t see that, and that is the problem.

Aaron Rodgers didn’t look too happy to be beaten by that black man.

I DON’T BLAME HIM! D:

WHY I make rape jokes, and OTHER offensive jokes. Here is my response to someone who was OBVIOUSLY offended.

I’m saying that in times of tragedy, people lose sight of the truth, and you’ve proven my point beautifully.

People like you do nothing to help out rape victims by making false accusations and emotionally reacting instead of looking at facts and logic. Many on the Left do this, and then they’ll blame things like video games, etc., even though most rapists don’t play video games. When people are…

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orion-the-activist:

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*rape joke*

*laughs as hard as possible*

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Hahahaha cos rape is so funny amiright and putting this in tags used by victims is just so edgy.

Yeah, it is quite funny! :D <3

Congratulations on bveing a grade A…

I appreciate you being such a fan of my work :D <3

Good to know you don’t give a shit about rape victims,

I’m saying that in times of tragedy, people lose sight of the truth, and you’ve proven my point beautifully.

People like you do nothing to help out rape victims by making false accusations and emotionally reacting instead of looking at facts and logic. Many on the Left do this, and then they’ll blame things like video games, etc., even though most rapists don’t play video games. When people are angry, they look for the quickest solution possible, and innocent people get caught up in that. Therefore, I do not let people like you do that, even amid tragedies such as rape, in order to facilitate rational discussion instead of looking for quick, apparently easy solutions like blaming video games, etc., and other nonsense such as that, because those patches will do nothing to stop rape, and my point is to bring that up, so that people stop being stupid and looking for scapegoats just because they’re livid and genuinely want to do something.

Wanting to do good doesn’t mean that you are doing good.

Teaching that is my mission in life, and the best way to do that is to offend people as hard as possible to get their limbic system working so that their anger comes up, so that they can be exposed for being irrational in their solutions, even if their anger is justified.

When people want to solve evil, they rely on false statements, and they never ultimately fix the problem.

It is my goal in life to explain that to people by making them get angry, rally up their “change” flag, and then watch how every single thing they try falls flat on its faceAnd the people that are too blind to see that are part of the problem.

An insight into my offensive work.

asshole

These were all from the same person. She was offended at my blatant rape jokes, and commented the following. It was in response to my really dark rape jokes, as well as her responses to one of my poems in particular called “Women.” I found the vitriol quite humorous, and thus decided to take a screenshot of it.

I’ve already made my positions clear on offensivesubjects and comedy. So I’m not going…

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*rape joke*

*laughs as hard as possible*

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Hahahaha cos rape is so funny amiright and putting this in tags used by victims is just so edgy.

Yeah, it is quite funny! :D <3

Congratulations on bveing a grade A…

I appreciate you blasphemizing me, though.

That was quite enjoyable <3 :-*

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*rape joke*

*laughs as hard as possible*

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Hahahaha cos rape is so funny amiright and putting this in tags used by victims is just so edgy.

Yeah, it is quite funny! :D <3

Congratulations on bveing a grade A…

I appreciate you being such a fan of my work :D <3